In homage to our most favorite holiday movie here at the Beyrer’s, Bob’s taken a page or two from A Christmas Story.
Bob with the real deal leg lamp. “Oh, would you look at that?! It’s indescribably beautiful! It reminds me of the 4th of July!” “It’s a major award”.
But then, things took a turn for the worse after Bob got out of the tree.
“Only I didn’t say Fudge. I said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of all dirty words. The F dash dash dash word.”
“Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor – heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand… YECCHH!”Oh Bob, what are we going to do with you? “What brought you to this lowly place?” “It was….it was…. soap poisioning.”
Keep it clean please, Bob. This is a family blog.